Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)
Say it louder for the people in the back
When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.
Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend.
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
Cowboy boots > Heels
Gettin dirty > Being clean
Y’all > You guys
Luke Bryan > Justin Bieber
Lifted Trucks > sports cars
Farms > Cities
*George Strait > Justin Bieber
^^^^ fuckin Luke Bryan 😂
fuckin George Strait.
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since