- Betsey Johnson (via xhromosomes)
Kids can be super cute. But sometimes they say things we’d just rather pretend we didn’t hear. These redditors report the creepiest things their children have said to them. You’ll be shocked.
#5 is mental. you just wouldn’t…
why do parents let their kids say these things? 8-)
Wow just freaking wow
The Front Bottoms - Burn Harvard Burn (new song off of the motion picture soundtrack “Hair Brained”)
I’m constantly torn between wanting cute cuddles and nasty, naughty, dirty sex.
- Ryan O’Connell, The People You Will Fall in Love With in Your 20s (via dowwntherabbithole)
Turn off the lights and turn off the shyness
Cause all of our moves make up for the silence
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck